I thought I was done with these.

Gone With the Wind drag name: Ashley Mydear...

Manners.

Happy Thanksgiving. And the next day, the less popular "You're Welcome-giving".

Pre-antique, as it were,

Every stick of furniture in our house is an antique. Eventually.

Pucker up

I never could whistle until someone switched my chapstick with Preparation H.

I censor uneasy...

Text message to censorship groups: It's not porn if it's sepia.