Nov 9, 2007

Haiku

Many many years ago, my friend, Robert Shaffron, wrote a haiku that I have never forgotten because to this day it remains the only haiku I ever liked:

First, five syllables.
Then, seven more syllables.
Five more syllables.

Baco-quil

I have the flu and my whole world is cherry flavored narcotics. Two words for the drug companies: bacon flavored.

Nov 6, 2007

What time is it?

The clock in my car has a setting for A.M./P.M. If you're in your car and you can't figure out if it's 2 a.m. or 2 p.m., you shouldn't be driving.