Oct 27, 2007
Believe you me...
Last night, someone said to me, "I don't believe that for a second." So I asked him, "Then exactly how long do you think you would believe it for?"
Oct 25, 2007
Sorry Stan
A friend was having a hard time naming his cat. So Lindsay and I sent
these suggestions:
Puff, Fluffy, Mittens, Boots, Garfield, Bitsy, Whiskers, Snoball, Mouser, Felix, Pouncer, Binky, Morris, Miss Kitty, Blinkers, Georgy Porgy, Liza, Kathy Lee, Pia, Newt, Alexis, Charro, Regis, Sly, Mikhail, Mr. French, Mrs. Livingston, Bud, Princess, Kitten, Flipper, Mr. Ed, Mrs. Kravitz, Madonna, Lisa Marie, Flicka, Trigger, Buttermilk, Silver, Scout, Happy, Sleepy, Dopey, Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful, The Other One, Dasher, Prancer, Dancer, Vixen, on Comet, Cupid, Daumer, Blitzen, Rudolf, Frosty, Ahmal, Kris, Captain Kangaroo, Mr. Greenjeans, Mr. Moose, Grandfather Clock, Son of Sam, Son of Stan, Linette "Squeaky" Eastman, Tammy Faye, Pooh Bear, Piglet, Eeyore, Scooby Doo, Archie, Veronica, Betty, Jughead, Dobie, Maynard, Josephine the Plumber, Mrs.
Olsen, Ma Kettle, Madge, Victima Hemorrhoides, Fay, Kay, Goofy, Sorry Stan, Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Huey-Duey-Louie, Chip, Dale, Captain Hook, Smee, Hairball, Stewball, Cubby, Roy, Jimmy, Annette, Pee Wee, Whoopie, Ted, Patty, Cathy, Steve, Edie, Charles, Diana, Fergie, Pope John XXIII, Forrest, Casper, Die Hard, Apollo 13, Rocky, Bullwinkle, Boris, Natasha, Sherman, Mr. Peabody, Dudley, Nell, Super Chicken, Ricki, Montel, Oprah, Sally Jesse, Jenny, Leeza, Phil, Rolanda, Maury, Connie, Geraldo, Marilu, Bugs, Daffy, Yosemite, Sam, Thylvester, Elmer, Porkie, Tweetie, Foghorn, Pepe, Gilligan, Skipper, The Millionaire, His Wife, A Movie Star, The Professor, And Maryanne, Popeye, Olive, Bluto, Greg, Marsha, Peter, Jan, Bobbie, Cindy, Tiger, Alice, Lance Link, Kukla, Fran, Ollie, Baby Jane, Blanche, Beany, Cecil, Richard Kimble, One Armed Man, Cool Hand Luke, Hud, Shaft, Mr. T, Superfly, My Little Pony, Barbie, Ken, Betsy Wetsy, Hello Kitty, In the Hat, O'Nine Tails, Mandu, Atonic, Astrophic, Alog, Agorize, Scan, Enjammer Kids, Rob, Laura, Buddy, Sally, Mel, Jerry, Millie, Richie, Pickles, Rhoda, Mr. Grant, Murray, Ted, Phyllis, Carlton, Edith, Meathead, Lionel, George, Florence, Weezy, Tootie, Lather, Rinse, Repeat, Floss, Regularly, Situp, Straight, Howdy Doody, Buffalo Bobcat, Clarabelle, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent...and of course, the old standby, Spot.
He used none of them.
these suggestions:
Puff, Fluffy, Mittens, Boots, Garfield, Bitsy, Whiskers, Snoball, Mouser, Felix, Pouncer, Binky, Morris, Miss Kitty, Blinkers, Georgy Porgy, Liza, Kathy Lee, Pia, Newt, Alexis, Charro, Regis, Sly, Mikhail, Mr. French, Mrs. Livingston, Bud, Princess, Kitten, Flipper, Mr. Ed, Mrs. Kravitz, Madonna, Lisa Marie, Flicka, Trigger, Buttermilk, Silver, Scout, Happy, Sleepy, Dopey, Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful, The Other One, Dasher, Prancer, Dancer, Vixen, on Comet, Cupid, Daumer, Blitzen, Rudolf, Frosty, Ahmal, Kris, Captain Kangaroo, Mr. Greenjeans, Mr. Moose, Grandfather Clock, Son of Sam, Son of Stan, Linette "Squeaky" Eastman, Tammy Faye, Pooh Bear, Piglet, Eeyore, Scooby Doo, Archie, Veronica, Betty, Jughead, Dobie, Maynard, Josephine the Plumber, Mrs.
Olsen, Ma Kettle, Madge, Victima Hemorrhoides, Fay, Kay, Goofy, Sorry Stan, Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Huey-Duey-Louie, Chip, Dale, Captain Hook, Smee, Hairball, Stewball, Cubby, Roy, Jimmy, Annette, Pee Wee, Whoopie, Ted, Patty, Cathy, Steve, Edie, Charles, Diana, Fergie, Pope John XXIII, Forrest, Casper, Die Hard, Apollo 13, Rocky, Bullwinkle, Boris, Natasha, Sherman, Mr. Peabody, Dudley, Nell, Super Chicken, Ricki, Montel, Oprah, Sally Jesse, Jenny, Leeza, Phil, Rolanda, Maury, Connie, Geraldo, Marilu, Bugs, Daffy, Yosemite, Sam, Thylvester, Elmer, Porkie, Tweetie, Foghorn, Pepe, Gilligan, Skipper, The Millionaire, His Wife, A Movie Star, The Professor, And Maryanne, Popeye, Olive, Bluto, Greg, Marsha, Peter, Jan, Bobbie, Cindy, Tiger, Alice, Lance Link, Kukla, Fran, Ollie, Baby Jane, Blanche, Beany, Cecil, Richard Kimble, One Armed Man, Cool Hand Luke, Hud, Shaft, Mr. T, Superfly, My Little Pony, Barbie, Ken, Betsy Wetsy, Hello Kitty, In the Hat, O'Nine Tails, Mandu, Atonic, Astrophic, Alog, Agorize, Scan, Enjammer Kids, Rob, Laura, Buddy, Sally, Mel, Jerry, Millie, Richie, Pickles, Rhoda, Mr. Grant, Murray, Ted, Phyllis, Carlton, Edith, Meathead, Lionel, George, Florence, Weezy, Tootie, Lather, Rinse, Repeat, Floss, Regularly, Situp, Straight, Howdy Doody, Buffalo Bobcat, Clarabelle, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent...and of course, the old standby, Spot.
He used none of them.
Barely beats scrapbooking
Anyone who owns a computer knows it's not a science. And no one thinks it's an art. At best, it's a "hobby run amok".
Oct 22, 2007
Okay, this is giving me a headache
I don't know why people insist nothing rhymes with orange. "Nothing" and "orange" don't sound anything alike. Come to think of it, nothing rhymes with "nothing"....
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