Drag Name for Twins

Drag Name for Twins: Cher and Cher Alike

To Be or Not to Applebee?

When I die: I thought I could tough it out if I ended up in hell but then I thought "What if it's an Applebee's?"

Clay Liberation

Overheard in Hollywood:
"I spent the weekend with Clay"
"Aiken?"
"He is now...."