Jun 6, 2007

Today's lesson.

Give a man a fish and he smells like a fish. Teach a man to fish and he smells like a fish. Stay away from fish.

These names are a drag....

Wicked drag name: Helena Handbasket.

Grow up...

There's something creepy about adults referring to themselves as "grownups". Calling yourself a grownup suggests you aren't.

Jun 3, 2007

Flashback to high school.

When I was in high school, you could get suspended for skipping school. The punishment didn't fit the crime; the punishment actually was the crime.