Had a corncob pipe in my mouth when I came up with this one...

Don't trust people who can't say "I don't know" every once in awhile.

Today's lesson.

Give a man a fish and he smells like a fish. Teach a man to fish and he smells like a fish. Stay away from fish.

These names are a drag....

Wicked drag name: Helena Handbasket.

Grow up...

There's something creepy about adults referring to themselves as "grownups". Calling yourself a grownup suggests you aren't.

Flashback to high school.

When I was in high school, you could get suspended for skipping school. The punishment didn't fit the crime; the punishment actually was the crime.