Until Punk'd Do We Part.

Text Message to Straight People: Just saw an ad for a TV show called "The Real Wedding Crashers". We are officially taking marriage more seriously than you are.

His boy Elroy...

For those of you who have never been in LA traffic:

We set up a system of lights. Green means go, yellow means go, and red means dial phone numbers, check your email or change your Ipod playlist.

We're very modern here.

Sentenced

My friend Ken thinks I should write at least one sentence a day on this blog so it looks like I'm pretty much done for the day here.