Uck...

I just ate a whole large bag of Skittles in one sitting. Puke the rainbow.

Really happened.

I was at a food court with two of my brothers. A blind person asked us where the McDonald's was. I'm sorry to say that all three of us pointed.

It's metric y'all....

A European friend of mine traveled to Texas because he wanted to buy a 37.854118 liter hat.

Crystal

Drag name from the bottom of the barrel: Crystal Mess.

Gotta go.

I take two medications: one has a side effect of constipation and the other has a side effect of diarrhea.
Every morning, Nature calls and puts me on hold.