What Fresh Hell Is This?

Bernie Keating's Blog

Feb 15, 2007

I just got back from seeing my doctor. That shit-eating, motherfucking, cock-sucker diagnosed me with Tourettes.

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Be my guest

B ush's new policy for immigration is called the "guest worker" program. Which suggests if you're ever invited as a guest...
Arse Poetica

Wrote a poem : "I drink. 'Cause I think."
Foxhole religion

This quote from my friend, Puddin' Turkelson: "I'm an atheist - unless something really bad happens, and then I'm not."
Anagram. Nag a ram.

For people into this sort of thing. My favorite anagram for George W Bush: He grew bogus. My second favorite: Bush ego gr...
Baglady

I assume the male equivalent of a bag lady is a bag lord.
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Essentially, Facebook is a cyber-bathroom wall. - Bernie Keating
My upcoming book series

Idea for a book series: "Foie Gras Parfait, Sauteed Lobster and a Parsnip Confit...for the Soul"
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Quote from Tim: "I don't want to bore you with those details so I'll bore you with other details."
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ROFL is good exercise. - Bernie Keating
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Facebook exchange: Bernie Keating: When cabbage goes wrong. Murphy 'slaw. Loren Nordlund: What you serving it with? Bernie Keating: ...

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