Jan 12, 2007

I hurt my arm reaching for this one....

A beautician doesn't like cornrowing a hooker's hair because "It's a tough ho to row."

Jan 9, 2007

Another Text Message

Text Message To All My Single Friends Who Complain I Don't Set Them Up With Anyone:
The people I know aren't good enough for you.
"Go...where? Go into the what? The "right"? Oh the light. Go into the light. Is that what your saying?"

Near deaf experience....

Jan 8, 2007

Sweaty Stuff

Sweat the small stuff. It's a lot easier than sweating the big stuff.