Dec 30, 2006

A Cold Hard Fact

I learned an immutable fact this past holiday season. If you own a toilet seat whose seat does not stay up by itself, you are an evil person and should stop inviting people into your home.

Dec 29, 2006

I'm tired from my trip...

If it's true that you can fool some of the people some of the time, but not all of the people all of the time, then what the hell am I supposed to do with the rest of my time?