Dec 1, 2006

Holy Joli...

Text message to all actresses: Stop pumping garbage in your lips. It's freaking everyone out.

Nov 28, 2006

Hell, as long as I vote I guess...

Barack vs. Hillary in '08 is a liberal's nightmare. If I vote for Hillary, I feel racist. If I vote for Barack, I feel mysogynist.

Nov 26, 2006

Idiot savvy

I don't mind people calling me by a nickname but I wish they'd remember the "savant" part.