Nov 18, 2006

A Case of the Cut and Runs

I don't believe America should "cut and run". I believe America should "cut and saunter

This Is Actually True

A friend of mine can't figure out why the Scottish lady next door wants to keep hanging around him all the time. I suggested she might be a Fag Haggis

Nov 17, 2006

Serious lee

I think Kathy Lee Gifford's name should be an adverb. As in, "Oh, the poor thing sang so kathyly...."

Nov 14, 2006


After my college English professor had his operation he didn't have a : he had a ;

Answer: True

I've instituted a new policy:
Whatever you've heard about me is absolutely true.
Believe every word of it.
Saves everyone a lot of time...