I wonder what the other things were...

I was talking to a woman at a party and she asked me if I was a writer. I asked her how could she tell. She said, "Well for one thing, your shirt's buttoned wrong."

She's big...but she smells lovely

Drag Name:  Rose Bolefloat

 

Self-induced Alzheimer's

HEADLINE: The active ingredient in marijuana may stall decline from Alzheimer's disease, research suggests.

Participants in the study couldn't remember if they had Alzheimer's or they were just showed up stoned.