Have the Boulder police issue a statement saying Osama bin Laden is a suspect in the Jon Benet Ramsey case. Not only will, CNN will find him in a heartbeat, they'll film him on the plane to the U.S. drinking champagne and watching "Over the Hedge".
Aug 23, 2006
Aug 22, 2006
Ringtone
I set up a ringtone so I don't have to turn off my phone at the movies.
When my cell phone rings, it whispers "Psst...gimme some of your popcorn..."
Aug 21, 2006
Exactl How It Reads On the Label
I called a catalog company to be taken off their mailing list. The woman asked for my name exactly how it reads on the label; I said "Valued Customer".
She asked, "Could you spell that, Mr. Customer?" I said, "Please. Call me Val."
She asked, "Could you spell that, Mr. Customer?" I said, "Please. Call me Val."
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