What Fresh Hell Is This?
Bernie Keating's Blog
Jul 27, 2006
Can't Stand the Heat
Text Message to Whoever is in Charge of Maxims:
"I couldn't stand the heat so I got out of the kitchen. Now I can't stand being hungry."
The Line from Ipanema
I was outside for a long time yesterday and I finally have a tan line:
"Hi there. Nice tan."
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