Jul 21, 2006


The best thing about renting "Pirates of the Carribean":
The anti-piracy notice at the beginning.

Anything Good on Cable?

Here's an idea that's so good, I guarantee someone will start working on it the moment I post it here:
The High Speed Chase Network

Jul 19, 2006

Professional Writer

How to tell the difference between an amateur writer and a professional writer.

An amateur sends you material, then calls every hour asking "Did you read it yet? Did you read it yet?"

Whereas, a true professional calls every hour asking, "Have you read it yet? Have you read it yet?"