Jul 8, 2006

Write This.

Anyone who says they enjoy writing is either lying or doing it wrong.

Jul 7, 2006

Weigh cool

If you quit drinking, not only do you lose seven or eight pounds, you don't fall off the scales nearly as much.

I Predict

In the future, presidents will not be judged on their character or their integrity or their leadership ability. They'll be judged on how blogworthy they are.

Jul 6, 2006

A Country Who Shall Remain Nameless....

Even if you do think you're the "greatest country in the world" you don't go around saying it. When was the last time you went to a party, and your favorite person there was the person who went around saying "I'm the greatest person here" ?

Jul 4, 2006

Let's see if this works...

I'm trying to post using email and so far it's working like a
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Like Clockwork

Every Saturday, rain or shine, I go impulse shopping.

Jul 2, 2006


If you're one of those parents who says to their kids, "The only thing I ever want is for you to be happy." I'd like to suggest you replace the word "happy" with the word "interesting".