Great joke. Google the setup

And then it hit me.

Global warming

Republicans on the Titanic: "Nothing to worry about. I found some scientists who say there are no such things as icebergs."

Well...thanks...

Actual conversation with tech support:


Tech support:
And what does it say on the next line?

Me:
It says "Cin gular" and then there's an ellipsis.

Tech support:
Wow.

Me:
"Wow" what?

Tech support:
You're the first customer I've ever had that knew what ellipses were.