Gas pains

Filling your gas tank should not feel like splurging.

Someone work on this, I'm too tired.

...something, something...
a mechanic...
and then, um...a squirrel...
or a squirrel mechanic maybe...
then maybe "the difference between"...
or "have in common"...
the squirrel and the mechanic being attacked maybe...
something something... ends with

"He grabs his nuts and bolts!"

Dance Fever Blister

Am very much looking forward to the second season of
"So You Think You Can Look Like an Idiot".

Los Angeles

I'm really uncomfortable living in a city where every third job interview could easily be a hidden camera show.

Hari-kari

Hari-kari takes guts.

Please

Text Message to Aspiring Filmmakers"

"I'm begging you, please god, please, please, oh god please
don't do a "Getting Ready for a Date Montage."