Saw a TV Guide listing for a show called "I Shouldn't Be Alive".
I just assumed it was about Kathy Lee Gifford.
May 27, 2006
May 23, 2006
Text Message
Text Message to a DJ:
"Thanks for remixing my favorite song but we're 8 minutes in and we should be hearing a voice by now."
"Thanks for remixing my favorite song but we're 8 minutes in and we should be hearing a voice by now."
May 21, 2006
Phobias for the New Millenium.
Cellularecantophobia: fear of accidentally hitting the speed dial on your cellphone so you don't realize people are listening to you sing along with your car radio.
Meow.
It takes forever to put a cat to sleep. Most of it's waiting for all their lives to pass before their eyes....
On the Road Again
A friend of mine was arrested for lewd and lacivious behavior.
He told the arresting officer he was just doing what he learned in driver's ed.
If you feel drowsy, pull off on the side of the road.
He told the arresting officer he was just doing what he learned in driver's ed.
If you feel drowsy, pull off on the side of the road.
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