Phone Tag

I hate playing Phone-Tag. I prefer Phone-and-Go-Seek.

I'm here to help.

If you know someone who is paranoid schizophrenic who suddenly can't tell fantasy from reality, here is what you do.

Tell him to center himself, listen closely to his heart, then go down to the CIA and check the videotapes they have of everyone's every waking moment.

If it really happened, it's on those tapes.

Out of the frying pan.

I need a break from staring at my computer screen all day. I wonder what's on TV.