Resolution

My New Year's Resolution:

No more putting off making my New Year's Resolutions.

Protesters

Abortion protesters literally scream bloody murder.

Eat up.

If you ever get the chance to go to an intervention for anorexia, do not miss it.
You wouldn't believe all the food they lay out at those things.

Oh grow up.

We live in a country where anyone can grow up to be president.

I was looking for the country where anyone can grow up to be Carly Simon.

Vocabulization

And language takes another hit as TV attempts to launch the new word "dramality" -- half drama, half reality show.

It's the suckification of the English language.