I met a guy who worked in a cryogenics lab. I was curious and just had to ask:
"Do they put of box of baking soda in the freezer to keep the heads fresh?"
Jul 23, 2005
Jul 22, 2005
Dalai Lama
My secret life's ambition:
To make the Dalai Lama laugh so hard, milk shoots out of his nose.
(Note to self: find out if Dalai Lama drinks milk.)
To make the Dalai Lama laugh so hard, milk shoots out of his nose.
(Note to self: find out if Dalai Lama drinks milk.)
Print these on small cards -- like business cards -- and distribute them wisely.
Let's use our indoor voices, shall we?
This is not a parking space.
Now would be a good time to teach that child manners.
Rearrange your purse in the parking lot.
Lose the cologne.
Consider getting a reasonable sized car the next time.
Everyone behind you is siding with the saleslady.
Practice entering your ATM number at home.
Let's use our indoor voices, shall we?
This is not a parking space.
Now would be a good time to teach that child manners.
Rearrange your purse in the parking lot.
Lose the cologne.
Consider getting a reasonable sized car the next time.
Everyone behind you is siding with the saleslady.
Practice entering your ATM number at home.
Jul 21, 2005
Jul 20, 2005
Journalism question.
Journalism question.
Is it my imagination or does the phrase "Now is a time for healing" actually mean "We're sick of reporting on this and want to go back to writing stories about how slutty Lindsay Lohen and Tara Reid are."?
Is it my imagination or does the phrase "Now is a time for healing" actually mean "We're sick of reporting on this and want to go back to writing stories about how slutty Lindsay Lohen and Tara Reid are."?
Jul 18, 2005
Vegetarian
I once told my mother that the vegetarian motto was "Never eat anything with a face."
She said, "I don't. It's always gone by the time I get to it."
She said, "I don't. It's always gone by the time I get to it."
At the beach.
I was having a quiet day at the beach when suddenly thousands and thousands of tiny little lemming suicide notes washed ashore.
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