Frozen Margaritas

The beauty of Frozen Margaritas: they actually start the hangover process during the actual drink.

Clark Kent

I've been telling people I'm Clark Kent until I got arrested for Secret Identity Theft.

Hesper

Actual quote from Hesper:

"I never really liked that show 'Who Loves Raymond?' "


Hesper...we believe you.

TV Remote

I'm guessing it was named "the remote" because it always is.