Jun 18, 2005
George Bush
I think I've cracked the code: he's using a secret twin language Jenna and Barbara made up.
Jun 17, 2005
Jun 16, 2005
Past is Prologue
With prequels like Revenge of the Sith and Batman Begins, may I suggest these classic prequels?
Immigrant Kane
A Star is Conceived
When Harry Didn't Have a Clue Who Sally Was.
MidAfternoon of the Living Dead
An Affair to Look Forward To
Black Hole of the Apes
The Wind is Coming
Immigrant Kane
A Star is Conceived
When Harry Didn't Have a Clue Who Sally Was.
MidAfternoon of the Living Dead
An Affair to Look Forward To
Black Hole of the Apes
The Wind is Coming
Jackson 5
Updating an old Jackson 5 song:
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O C D it's easy as O C D it's easy as O C D it's easy as O C D it's easy as O C D it's easy as O C D it's easy as...
Full Release
Actually, the woman was told to release one white dove "for each time Michael Jackson got off"....
Jun 15, 2005
Tailgate party
Warning: new traffic policy. If you tailgate me, I'll slam on the brakes. That way, you and I will be equally annoyed. I drive a Honda.
Jun 14, 2005
Fine. Have It Your Way.
At Burger King, I ordered a large meat something, and the clerk gave me a lecture on how they were all one size. When I said, "Well, thank you for being so patient with me" the clerk threw a fit.
How was I to know she was going to take it the right way?
How was I to know she was going to take it the right way?
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