Jun 18, 2005

George Bush

I think I've cracked the code: he's using a secret twin language Jenna and Barbara made up.

Jun 17, 2005


There are three things in this life that no one will ever tell you.

Jun 16, 2005

Past is Prologue

With prequels like Revenge of the Sith and Batman Begins, may I suggest these classic prequels?

Immigrant Kane
A Star is Conceived
When Harry Didn't Have a Clue Who Sally Was.
MidAfternoon of the Living Dead
An Affair to Look Forward To
Black Hole of the Apes
The Wind is Coming

Jackson 5

Updating an old Jackson 5 song:

O C D it's easy as O C D it's easy as O C D it's easy as O C D it's easy as O C D it's easy as O C D it's easy as...

Full Release

Actually, the woman was told to release one white dove "for each time Michael Jackson got off"....

Jun 15, 2005

Tailgate party

Warning: new traffic policy. If you tailgate me, I'll slam on the brakes. That way, you and I will be equally annoyed. I drive a Honda.

Jun 14, 2005

Computer Geek Drag Name

Skip Intro.

Fine. Have It Your Way.

At Burger King, I ordered a large meat something, and the clerk gave me a lecture on how they were all one size. When I said, "Well, thank you for being so patient with me" the clerk threw a fit.

How was I to know she was going to take it the right way?