The Ray-capades

Actual TV Listing:

RAY CHARLES TRIBUTE ON ICE.

I'm assuming it's an hour or two of Brian Boitano slamming into ice rink walls.

More Wisdom Lite

It's not the 7 Year Itch that's the problem. It's the 7 Year Scratch.

Panic

Rather than building a Panic Room, I'm thinking of moving into a Panic Neighborhood. Can't be too careful.

Headaches

A friend of mine complains about having headaches. Truth is, he doesn't actually have them; he's what they call "a carrier".

Inappropriate drag name

Wes Nile.