Extreme

Extreme Dodgeball! Bring your bowling balls and your rage.

A few words on Casual sex.

Can we get real for a moment?

I know the Christian fundamentalists have a major problem with Casual Sex.

But does that mean we should abandon Casual Sex for Formal Sex? Face it: Formal Sex is too much trouble in this modern world: the tux rentals, cumberbunds, engraved invitations.

I'm begging you: no matter what the sacrifice, stick with Casual Sex.

H igher P ower

My H igher P ower could not be higher. I'm guessing hashish...

American Runway & Project Idol

Thanks to Tivo, I just watched American Idol and Project Runway back to back. Now, I have this compulsion to sing badly in ugly clothes.

Manolo Blahnik

Friends had a baby girl so I gave her Manolo Blahnik booties. Can't start 'em too early.

Poker 2034

It's 2005. We're watching celebrities play poker on TV. So my prediction is: by the year 2034, we'll be watching celebrities brush their teeth on TV.

Remember: the bet here is "the year 2034", and not whether or not "Celebrity Tooth Brushing" will get 13 episodes its first season.

Some of my friends are idiots

This is actually true: Last Daylight Savings, a friend of mine was pissed because, for some reason, his dog started waking him up an hour early to be fed.

baby with the bath water

Don't throw out the baby with the bath water. Throw out the baby; save the bathwater. Sounds harsh but not a lot of your friends complain about putting bathwater through college.

The Bard

I don't think I'm bragging here, I really don't, but if Shakespeare were alive today and if he read my blog, I honestly think that "the Bard" would cut my throat and leave me for dead.

Go for the gold

If Silence is golden then Keeping It Short is silver and Calling Instead of Showing Up is bronze.



Go for the gold.

Another inappropriate drag name.

Sue Nommy.

Teamwork.

Just remember: There's no "I C A N T S T A N D T H E S E L O S E R S" in "TEAM".

Neither nature nor nurture.

As it turns out, holding Republican office can cause homosexuality. As Dick Cheney, Alan Keyes, Newt Gingrich, James McGreevey, Michael Huffington, David Dreier, Jay Banning, and Scott McClellan can all attest.