"Living in Los Angeles" is an oxymoron.
Jan 28, 2005
New law
New law: if you use your cell phone in your car, your cell number will be displayed on the back of your car so the person behind you can call you and say, "It's green."
I'm an optimist
During the entire Bush administration, I've been waiting for Ashton Kucher to show up on national news and tell the nation, "You've been punked!" It's getting a little late for that, huh?
Jan 27, 2005
Trivia
If Paris Hilton were to go bankrupt, she is legally required to change her name to "Paris Motel 6".
Jan 26, 2005
Director's cut
Here's what I love about the DVD "director's cut" of awesomely bad flop movies. Apparently, the problem with these flops is they weren't long enough.
"Just give us another 2 or 3 hours to convince you that this is a great movie."
Sure. We got time.
"Just give us another 2 or 3 hours to convince you that this is a great movie."
Sure. We got time.
Jan 25, 2005
My film review
Saw "Million Dollar Baby" and here's an odd thing. There's not a single swear word in it. Apparently swearing isn't very ladylike.
Advice from my first agent
Always wear great-looking shoes. It makes everything else you're wearing look deliberate.
Jan 24, 2005
Jan 23, 2005
Sponge Bob
Well, it's that time of year again. Time for the Religious Right to drag out another cartoon character and Out him or her. It's becoming one of the signs of Spring.
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