Happy New Year

My New Year's Resolution: 300 dpi.

Actual Headline

Don't you just love the American press? Actual headline from NBC5:

SUPERMODEL SURVIVES TSUNAMI
Model Reportedly Clings To Tree For 8 Hours
Shouldn't that read "TSupermodel"?

Guns

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people." If that's true, then we have to make people with guns illegal. Lock 'em up so they're away from civilized folk.

Life

I want to change the old phrase "Life's a bitch" to "Life's my bitch." Where do I go to do that?

Shame

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me six times, shame on my medication.