New law: People who have four children or less will no longer be allowed to own an SUV.
However, the good news is! People with four or more children will no longer be allowed to have any more children.
Dec 17, 2004
Old saying
There's an old saying: "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread."
Well if the angels put on a good pair of hiking boots, they could tread like the wind anywhere without any fear.
Well if the angels put on a good pair of hiking boots, they could tread like the wind anywhere without any fear.
Dec 16, 2004
Stroke
TV HOST DICK CLARK HOSPITALIZED WITH STROKE.
- December 9, 2004, 10:38 AM EST
Please do not use the phrase "the stroke of midnight" in front of him.
Please do not use the phrase "the stroke of midnight" in front of him.
Four things.
There are four things I have a hard time doing:
Remembering things and finishing things.
Remembering things and finishing things.
Dec 13, 2004
I Swear This Actually Happened
Tim got a new Blackberry. He couldn't decide whether to go to the pool and exercise or stay home and sync his new Blackberry. Prompting my question: "What's it gonna be? Sync or swim?"
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