What...? It's true.

Say what you will about smoking, you have to admit it does teach one valuable lesson: Smoking causes cancer.

Wisdom lite

Might as well learn to laugh at yourself. Might as well beat other
people to it....

From the ever reliable Lou

Last night, Eitan mentioned he knew a woman who got fired for
masturbating at work.

Lou: "She probably had Carpet Tunnel Syndrome."

http://www.powderfrench.com/

Another from Lou

I wondered what would be a good site that could compete with MySpace and
Facebook. Lou: "Sitonmyfacebook."

Estrellabuck's

Someday, I hope to go to a Starbucks in Mexico to see if they list "Soy Latte" as "I am Latte".

Penny Annie

A friend is interested in an unemployed guy. I accused her of being a Copper-digger.

One for the Zen folk

Buddhist graffiti. In intersections, all over town, they've been painting "Keep clear."

Poor thing.

God is an agnostic. Poor thing. He really should believe in himself.

Honest, I am.

I'm going to start believing everything everyone tells me. It's just easier.

Stop. I've heard it.

"Y'know, no matter how many times you tell that joke, it never gets young."