But is it art?

In an art class, I spent hours trying to come up with something. I got an "A" for drawing a blank.

No arguments here....

My friend Eitan mentioned this: "Repetition is the sincerest form of battery."

Not just glib...manlike.

I went to an anagram website and it turns out that the anagram for my full legal name is: "A glib manlike wit."

Good 'n' Plenty

Oh sure, they start out "Good 'n' Plenty" but at the end they're just "Okay 'n' Some"

Madonna Collection + World Domination

This is what you agree to when you use a product. Guess which product:

"You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons."

Itunes.

Text message to the CoWorker who brings her dog to work: No one likes the dog. We're being polite.

Einstein's Theory of Relativity

Explain it to me: a 15 minute student short film takes more time to watch than Titanic?

Check and Mate

Looks like Ingmar Bergman lost a chess game today.

I have always found.

I have always found that people are poor listeners, especially when you start off with "I have always found."

Er... differently abled parking space...

This came up last night. A guy with a handicap plaque on his car pulled into a perfectly good non-handicap parking space. I think he should get a ticket for that and I think the fine should be double the amount the fines are for parking in a handicap space illegally.