Google the Setup

The punchline to a terrific joke:

"I heard you the first time. I'm putting on my shoes."

Inappropriate Drag Name

Nina Leven

Mayo Clinic

Happy Cinco de Mayo. Think I'll celebrate with a cinco de scotch.

Pride

Pride goeth before the fall. You know, like late August, early September.

Eye for an eye

Tim claims he isn't very good at surfing the net. He says it all goes in one eye and out the other.

House of Wax

"House of Wax"...by now it should be "House of Complex Spaceage Polymers".

Wisdom-lite

"Clever" only gets you through a dinner party. You need something more for a job interview or life.

Google TV

I Googled "TV".

Number of results: 609,000,000

How many of you thought it was more; how many thought it was less?

Plato

Plato once said: "Mankind censure injustice fearing that they may be the victims of it, and not because they shrink from committing it."

I don't know if it's true but I loved her on "Different Strokes".

T-shirt wisdom

A quote from my friend Joan:


"I've got my shit together. I just can't pick it up."