Just an idea.

When a telemarketer calls, mumble something into the phone. They'll say, "What?" Then you mumble it again, only quieter. They'll say, "What?" Then you get an air horn....

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I'm hip.

I'm amazed at how fast it goes from being hip to broken hip.

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To your health....

They're called "Blue Dogs" because they're owned by Blue Cross and Blue Shield.

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