Goodbye, George.

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Google it. He said it.

After listening to a speech from Pope Benedict XVI, our President said, "Thank you, your holiness. Awesome speech." Which I suppose would be completely appropriate if he were talking to Pope John Paul Moondoggy XXIII.

Can you say "Snickerdoodle"?

Tim's theory as to why the news media is reporting on the Cindy McCain Cookie Recipe Scandal: it's one of the few "news stories" where they don't have to pronounce Abid Hamid al-Tikriti or Jamal Mustafa Abdallah Sultan al-Tikriti.

Are we still using this phrase?

Heard a reporter mention "ethnic cleansing" on the radio today. What a cute phrase for "slaughter". Down the line, I'm sure it will be changed to "ethnic sprucing up".

Anthrax scare.

When bumping fists with her husband, Michelle Obama has been accused by the media of terrorist activity. I'm guessing if the poor woman passed gas, the media would report it as an Anthrax scare.

News flash

Text message to activists: it's all fine and good that you're saving humanity. But you still have to tip your waitress.

No I didn't....

For the longest time, I thought a "ne'er-do-well" was someone who was really good with depilatories.

This is big.

Careful. The statement, "My! Look how big you've gotten!" fluctuates wildly when said to a 4 year old, an adult, a pregnant woman, or a porn star.

Oh promise me....

Now that marriage is briefly legal in California, people have been asking me and Tim if we're getting married. Both our answers are: "He hasn't asked me."

I'd watch it....

Idea for new TV show: So You Think You Can Dance Like a 5th Grader!