Jun 28, 2008

Goodbye, George.

"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits" Seven words you can't say in a eulogy.

Jun 26, 2008

Google it. He said it.

After listening to a speech from Pope Benedict XVI, our President said, "Thank you, your holiness. Awesome speech." Which I suppose would be completely appropriate if he were talking to Pope John Paul Moondoggy XXIII.

Jun 24, 2008

Can you say "Snickerdoodle"?

Tim's theory as to why the news media is reporting on the Cindy McCain Cookie Recipe Scandal: it's one of the few "news stories" where they don't have to pronounce Abid Hamid al-Tikriti or Jamal Mustafa Abdallah Sultan al-Tikriti.