Feb 13, 2005
Cigarette?
Cigarette smoking really stinks. Which makes me wish I hadn't quit. They never stank when I was smoking them.
Grand Ol' Opera, Dawg
Someone who loves opera, and someone who loves rap, and someone who loves country western music all have one thing in common: each of them hate two types of music.
Feb 12, 2005
And I mean Never
Pay attention to this. It is important. Your child's art is never to leave your home.
Precedent Bush
The country that is 49th in the world in literacy elected George W. Bush twice. Guess it doesn't take a nucular scientist to figure out how that happened.
Feb 9, 2005
It surprised me actually....
Something I've learned:
It's never the principle of the thing. It's the thing.
It's never the principle of the thing. It's the thing.
Feb 8, 2005
Career goals
My high school guidance counsellor once asked me which I wanted to be: a CPA or an accountant. I asked "Isn't that just sixty-one, half dozen of another?"
Feb 7, 2005
Lotto
I bought a lottery ticket. Then I peed on the floor of the 7-11 because the ticket said "Void where prohibited by law."
Feb 6, 2005
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