Feb 13, 2005

Cigarette?

Cigarette smoking really stinks. Which makes me wish I hadn't quit. They never stank when I was smoking them.

Grand Ol' Opera, Dawg

Someone who loves opera, and someone who loves rap, and someone who loves country western music all have one thing in common: each of them hate two types of music.

Feb 12, 2005

And I mean Never

Pay attention to this. It is important. Your child's art is never to leave your home.

Precedent Bush

The country that is 49th in the world in literacy elected George W. Bush twice. Guess it doesn't take a nucular scientist to figure out how that happened.

Sorry Mr. Steinbeck

Loved "The Grapes of Wrath". Love "The Wine of Wrath" more.

Feb 8, 2005

Career goals

My high school guidance counsellor once asked me which I wanted to be: a CPA or an accountant. I asked "Isn't that just sixty-one, half dozen of another?"

Feb 7, 2005

Lotto

I bought a lottery ticket. Then I peed on the floor of the 7-11 because the ticket said "Void where prohibited by law."

Feb 6, 2005

Museum

The most confusing and disorienting place in the world: The Red Velvet Rope Museum.