Lady GagGag

Text message to Lady Gaga: I can read your poker face. It's just not a great read.

From the blog: What Fresh Hell Is This?

Sorry Dad.

The argument "if it was good enough for my father, then it's good enough for me" doesn't hold water. Wearing wingtips and black socks on a public beach was "good enough for my father".

From the blog: What Fresh Hell Is This?

Drink drivers

If you're not supposed to drink and drive how the hell am I going to drive myself to drink?

From the blog: What Fresh Hell Is This?

Nosey

I've cut way back on my nose-picking. Just mine and a few close friends'

From the blog: What Fresh Hell Is This?

Not like in the old days.

It's hard to find pure evil these days. Most of it is cut with something.

From the blog: What Fresh Hell Is This?