Oct 4, 2008
If you knew Sushi...
I saw a Japanese mother feeding her toddlers raw eel. And to think of the fits I used to pitch over peas.
Oct 3, 2008
By golly.
Another thing I learned from the debate last night: America is not in the mood for winking.
Oct 2, 2008
I hate to sound shallow but...
VP debate notes: the only thing the J.B. and the Lipstick Pig agreed on 100%
No gay marriage.
No gay marriage.
"...nice to see you..." or "How nice to see you!!"
There's a real fine line between "good manners" and "two-faced".
Oct 1, 2008
Cut the crap.
I bought a new pair of scissors that was wrapped in that impossible-to-open Fort Knox clamshell plastic packaging.
I just stared at it thinking, "You know what would be really handy right now...?"
I just stared at it thinking, "You know what would be really handy right now...?"
Sep 29, 2008
Tap, tap, tap...um...John? Can we have a word?
It could easily have gone this way:
"I'm happier than a pig in shit."
"How dare you call my running mate that!"
"I'm happier than a pig in shit."
"How dare you call my running mate that!"
Sep 28, 2008
Hair today
When someone makes a crack about your going bald: "Hey! I have hair! It's at home....but I have it."
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