Because if you put it in list form on the Internet, it's true.

AMAZING FACTS.

• If a duck quacks in the forest, and there's no one around, it echoes.
• Strange coincidence: both John F. Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln were assassinated on the same day, in the same place, with the exact same bullet. Garfield was not.
• In Europe (or "Spain"), cat urine is never used as an ingredient in toothpaste.
• One of the Teletubbies is an ordained ministers. But no on knows which one.
• A hippo cannot sneeze with its eyes open. Nor wants to.
• No one actually died on the Titanic.
• Pinocchio is actually Italian for "Rumplestiltskin".
• Biologically, Melanie Griffith is 79% guano.
• "Chiffarobe" is the longest English word with no vowels. Other than I A O and E. The "Y" is both silent and invisible.
• The Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons -- especially right after the holidays.